My Surprise...

I had an extremely long day at work and couldn't wait to get home to relax with my son, Pee Wee... to my surprise, Pee Wee had been relaxing all day without me. When I say relaxing, I mean, Mommy left the gate open in a rush to work and Pee Wee had the house to himself. When I arrived this afternoon and opened the door, he greeted me and my heart dropped deep in the pit of my stomach. I yelled "how did you get out..." Pee Wee looked at me like, "cause you left the gate open retard!" I walked into the house deep in prayer and to my surprise, he was a perfect puppy! The house was exactly how I left it. He didn't try to get on the couch and had no accidents, I guess I'm a good Mommy after all. He knew EXACTLY WHAT NOT TO DO!!!